WARNING: extreme shit-retail-job rant ahead

I cannot wait for the day (hopefully in the none too distant future) when I get to gleefully turn in my two weeks notice and FINALLY be free of that godawful store. I don’t think I have genuinely enjoyed one single day of the entire year I’ve been there. The longer I’ve stayed, the more I’ve come to despise the company and everything they stand for.

It kills me that I’ve been stuck there for a whole YEAR. But come November 1st, I’m out with or without a replacement job. I’ll be poor, I don’t give a fuck. Better than spending another holiday season in that hellhole where only the clothes are worse quality than the way the company treats its staff.

Just wait tumblr. Once my employment there is willingly terminated, my contractually -bound closed mouth will be liberated in a sweet revolution and I will get to dish anything and everything I hate about the company, store and managers. SUCH A GRATIFYING MOMENT THAT WILL BE YOU HAVE NO IDEA

until then….pray for me (except not really because I don’t believe in all that stuff BUT PLEASE SEND ME GOOD VIBES OR SOMETHING)

/retailrant